Tuesday, April 8th, 2008
[ad]The list of Lovely Latinas from MSN this morning makes me cringe. Many of the stars pictured are very lovely, but I think the list went out of their way to pick horrid photos. I have seen prettier pictures of corpses a few days old than some these. The lighting was horrid, the expressions mostly distasteful and frankly the photographer either was blind or purposely made the shot awful.
Here are a few of the highlights
J. Lo who I don’t find attractive on even the best of days looks like she is wearing a christmas tree skirt with a body that is too big for her neck and head.
Jessica Alba, quite possible the hottest of the list, looks like she is on the toilet taking a crap. Unfortunately she still has all her clothes one so don’t get your hopes up for a skin show
Eva Mendez looks like she is trying to keep a booger from from falling out of her nose.
Catalina Sandino Moreno has an adorable smile, but it still looks like she has been caught farting.
Eva langoria is clenching her teeth so no one can tell she is clenching her but cheeks while she looks for a bathroom sign.
Semla Hayak doesn’t have a horrible photo, but I am posting the highlight because someone just needs to point out how impressive her chest is naturally.
Jasleen Gonzales is the top model from where, Concentration Camp Emaciatia?
Gloria Estafan is still looking good and for a woman as old as she is with as many problems as she has had physically that is saying something. If most women could look that good at half her age the world would be a much prettier place.
Rita Morena looks good for 76, not as good as Gloria will look at that age for sure, but this photo might not be Rita. Frankly it looks like a pretty good pic of a aging drag queen still trying to be fabulous.
http://movies.msn.com/movies/galleryfeature/lovelylatinas?GT1=28116&photoidx=1
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Wednesday, March 26th, 2008
[ad]I am glad other people are noticing Simon is attempting to show off his chest. I have a friend who works as a trainer at his gym and she says it is nice and worth showing off, but I will just have to her word for it. If Ramiele would use the kind of voice she did in the intro song, Get Back Where Started From she would never be in trouble. Now that I have heard Kristy, the same thing could be said of her. Ten goes to nine tonight
Chikezie is in the bottom three, Brooke and Carly are safe
Syesha makes the bottom three and deservedly so.
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Wednesday, March 12th, 2008
[ad]Well it is now an official popularity contest since Archuleta wasn’t in the bottom three. Syesha looked bored through out the rest of the show. kristy was better than last night and I still loved it. David Hernandez was weaker than last night. Paula has “never seen a more stronger bottom three.” Where did she learn English? It wasn’t the same place “spot on” Simon. I am V Happy with the results!
Below is the result and and Peep Show
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Wednesday, March 12th, 2008
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There is no one more midwest farmgirl than Gilligan’s Island Mary Ann. From the look of her mugshot after being arrested for pot she was making herself feel alright too. I long suspected that her and the professor would be expanding their mental horizons to come up with some of the things he did on the show. Come on a coconut hi-fi set. Who but the stoned could come up with ideas like that?
A picture is worth a thousand words they say, but I didn’t realize there were so many kinds of marijuana
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