[ad]Is Miley Cyrus Dead? I don’t know and I hope not. Of course this is about the third time she has died this year. Rumor was a couple months ago she died in an LA car accident, but was miraculously reincarnated for a New York movie premier on the same day. Even earlier in the year she died in another car accident but was seen later on that afternoon shoe shopping. While it would be likely be easy to mistake the gorgeous young woman as a goddess if we got to see her naked ass, I just don’t think she has that sort of recuperative power as a mere human. Shit it took Jesus an entire weekend to raise from the dead. While Bernie could be passed off as alive during a weekend, Miley Cyrus was always a little more animated and the public has seen that movie.
A story said to be written by Rueters [sic] circulated the internet full of misspellings:
Actress Miley Cyrus Died in Terrible Car Accident
Teen star of the hit Disney television series “Hannah Montana” Miley Cyrus appears to have died in a tragic car accident in the early hours of Friday morning. The young starlet was on her way to the filiming [sic] of the upcoming “Hannah Montanna” [sic] Series when her vehicle was reportedly hit by a large truck. Witnesses estimate that the colliding vehicle was travelling [sic] at “At least 55mph” and had “Run a stop sign.” Although rushed in a [sic] critical condition to Pacific Alliance Medical Centre [sic], the news broke quickly amongst reporters that the teen had succumbed to her injuries during surgery.
Where will she rise from the dead tomorrow? It is hard to say, but like Lazarus she will rise again. For the record she will probably die again before the year is over too.
