Ricky Martin Gay
August 21, 2008 by poptart
Filed under What's Hot
If you have ever seen him prancing around on stage touching himself you might get the impression Ricky Martin is gay. If you have ever heard the pretentious (to midwestern ears) accent you might think Ricky Martin is gay. If you look at the fact he has through a surrogate had twin boys you might think he is gay. if you are obsessed with the notion that someone famous might be gay, then Ricky Martin might be gay. Here is the thing though, it doesn’t fucking matter if Ricky Martin is gay!
Is he sticking his dick in your mouth? Is he sticking in your ass? If you are concerned whether Ricky Martin is gay you probably speak out your ass enough for one of those questions to be redundant. So what if he likes men? If you like his music or that of any other potentially gay man Clay Aiken then does it matter what his sexual preference is?
When you belt out any Queen song do you first ask yourself should I be singing this because Freddy Mercury was gay? Do you feel the need to check your straightness when you catch yourself humming along to something by Elton John? Does listening to Hüsker Dü change how you feel about the opposite sex? Does listening to REM make you want to watch hot man love fan vids? The answer is, of course not.
If you like Rick Martin’s music it doesn’t matter if he is gay. if you like to look at Ricky Martin does it matter if he is gay since the chances of you having sex with him is next to nothing which ever way you swing. If you don’t like his music, can’t stand the sight of him, or aren’t gay yourself why are you concerned whether Ricky Martin is gay?
Give it a rest!
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