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Myanmar Benefit Concert

As long as I can remember really being into music there has been the great benefit concerts. No Nukes Concert, Live Aid, Farm Aid, Drug using hypocrite rockers in Moscow getting stoned, 9/11 Tribute, the Tsunami concert, Live 8, Live Earth have all come about when there was something big in the news. My question is what does Bob Geldof have in store for Myanmar?

You can almost bet that Sting and Bono will be involved with any project that is being put together for Myanmar. I am not sure either of them are going to willingly call it Myanmar though. The joint commercial will go something like this.

“Hello, I’m Bono, you might remember me from other benefits such as Idol Gives Back or Save Springfield or even Krusty’s Motion Sickness Telethon.”

“Hello I am Sting and together we are the one name superstars. We need you to help the Burmese people. After long years of weird oppressive rule by a guy not really in touch with the world they have suffered another terrible disaster.”

“For the record Burma is not ruled by George W Bush.”

“Right you are Bono, will you please tell The Edge to stay out of frame, the and edge are two words making him ineligible for this commercial.”

“What about me?”

“And me?”

“Oh very well, Cher, Madonna get over here but do it quickly.”

“I’m Cher and I’m fabulous…”

“Sting put your hand over her mouth. You invited her over, you keep her quiet while I finish this up. Right then, Myanmar was hit by a horrible Cyclone and they need your financial support. If you send in what ever you can, I will sing, Madonna will take off her clothes, Cher will put some on, and Gordon will have a tantric orgasm for every one in Burma. I’m Bono and I approved this message.”

Seriously though, I just know there will be a concert. It is a given these days. When something bad happens it is almost a race to see who can put on the first show. Who do you want to see for this show?

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