A Small Rant About Cinco de Mayo!
Today for those who have figured it out is Cinco de Mayo, that is the fifth of May for all you gringos of varying neck colors. This is the biggest thing happening on the pop culture beat which is exactly why I am not going to talk about Mexican music, movies, food or anything else all those others are catering to.
As Americans we love to celebrate any holiday that gives us an excuse to drink and pretend we are all inclusive. This just proves we have it within us to be inclusive but usually are just too big an asshole to do it. The majority of Americans including blacks and a lot of other minorities treat Mexicans in this country as the lowliest of the low. We don’t even give them the courtesy of second class citizens, we treat them like second class people, and often times not even giving them the courtesy of treating them like people. I am ashamed of Americans and America when I see this happen. Finish digesting this Pop Culture Pop-Tart
Lovely Latinas - MSN
[ad]The list of Lovely Latinas from MSN this morning makes me cringe. Many of the stars pictured are very lovely, but I think the list went out of their way to pick horrid photos. I have seen prettier pictures of corpses a few days old than some these. The lighting was horrid, the expressions mostly distasteful and frankly the photographer either was blind or purposely made the shot awful.
Here are a few of the highlights
J. Lo who I don’t find attractive on even the best of days looks like she is wearing a christmas tree skirt with a body that is too big for her neck and head.
Jessica Alba, quite possible the hottest of the list, looks like she is on the toilet taking a crap. Unfortunately she still has all her clothes one so don’t get your hopes up for a skin show
Eva Mendez looks like she is trying to keep a booger from from falling out of her nose.
Catalina Sandino Moreno has an adorable smile, but it still looks like she has been caught farting.
Eva langoria is clenching her teeth so no one can tell she is clenching her but cheeks while she looks for a bathroom sign.
Semla Hayak doesn’t have a horrible photo, but I am posting the highlight because someone just needs to point out how impressive her chest is naturally.
Jasleen Gonzales is the top model from where, Concentration Camp Emaciatia?
Gloria Estafan is still looking good and for a woman as old as she is with as many problems as she has had physically that is saying something. If most women could look that good at half her age the world would be a much prettier place.
Rita Morena looks good for 76, not as good as Gloria will look at that age for sure, but this photo might not be Rita. Frankly it looks like a pretty good pic of a aging drag queen still trying to be fabulous.
http://movies.msn.com/movies/galleryfeature/lovelylatinas?GT1=28116&photoidx=1
Can we say WTF
April 6, 2008 by poptart
Filed under Video Clip, WTF
[ad]I was just about to turn this off when the phone rang I hit the mute button on my computers When I looked back up we were adding more and more girls up until I was going WTF. Not having any sound increases the WTF factor significantly.
Let it snow… somewhere the Hell else!
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Yeah I know it is a drift, but it is still a good idea how much snow is at my house since that window sill is 40 inches off the ground and the snow is still coming down.