Celebrity Rumors

Meg Griffin and Naked Aniston

Thankfully today’s Google Trends brings you Family Guy’s Meg Griffin in the top spot and acknowledges at best medium hotness.  We also have naked Aniston being popular.  While not unattractive, I have a hard time seeing what is so incredibly attractive about Jennifer Aniston, much less a naked Jennifer Aniston.  I wouldn’t turn her out of my bed, and she is certainly much improved over Amy Winehouse topless. I guess some  will do anyone even a medium hotness Meg Griffin.

In our getting old school Hotness Barbara Billingsley turns 93.  Go Mrs Cleaver!  I still think her best role though was in Airplane.  Other birthdays of mention and note Jordin Sparks is 18.  BFD on Jordin because the curvy girl who looked good in a pair of tight jeans on American Idol now looks like she has eaten Randy Jackson with a side of Simon and could use Paula Adbul as a toothpick.  Ralph Fiennes is 46 and inisists that his name is not pronounced like Ralph Wiggam.  Much Cooler than Ralph is Hector Elizondo  who is 72.  Brooke Nevin who is much prettier than Jordan Sparks turns 26 and thinking of her reminds how much I really enjoyed The 4400.  I think I’ll break out the DVD later.  I might have to put in some of my Favorite Dina Meyer movies too.  I wish I had Birds of Prey on DVD.  Moving on from The 4400 we have that other similar show Taken staring Heather Donahue as the adult Mary Crawford.   Heather Donahue turns 34.  The young but still pretty Samantha Bunton of the direct to video movie Sandlot is 17.

Other Celebrity Rumors include Michael Jackson is ill.  Michael Jackson ill?  Well many of us have thought for a long time he was positively sick, but it appears Jacko needs a lung transplant.  A Michael Jackson lung transplant if he gets one will probably mean an end to his singing career, which in my less than humble opinion ended some time in the early to mid eighties. A Michael Jackson lung transplant, probably means h will have to quit chasing young boys too.

That about does it for this edition of Google Trends, now why don’t you surf on over to something important like bowl game results for 2008.  You might need to think about which christmas presents to take back to settle with your bookie.
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Everyone Googles Sometimes

Yes it would appear that everyone Google sometime and they are looking for the most import parts of popular culture. If they Google it enough it might even end up with more than its fifteen minutes of fame. The 1963 hit Surfin Bird by The Trashmen is certainly a song that has had more than its share of fame and is currently topping the Google Top 100. From The Trashmen we move on to Iceland and their economy which is the the trash just as much as ours. Maybe Bjork should hold a benefit concert for the government. I would pay good money assuming I actually had any to see The Sugarcubes.

Moving on from one musical form to a musical family, we find the Cyrus family in the news. Trace tops the ticker for google, but Miley Cyrus aka Destiny Cyrus is never far behind. I have not yet heard anything by Trace Cyrus of Metro Station but I am going to guess that it is overproduced crap with so much spin and polish that it will sell just on name affiliation alone. Speaking of names I just have figured out the naming scheme yet for Billy Ray Cyrus. He appears to suffer the same sort of complex as Sarah Palin, but just not as bad. Maybe the Appalachian form of WTF isn’t as bad as the Alaskan strain. You decide is Track, Bristol, Willow, Piper, and Trig better or worse that Trace, Brandi, Christopher Cody, Destiny Hope (aka Miley), Braison Hope, and Noah Lindsey. What the hell kind of name for a girl is Noah. Finish digesting this Pop Culture Pop-Tart

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Tuesday’s With Bradley

What would your Tuesday with Brad be without a little perspective from Google?

As we get closer to wrapping up American Idol for the season and probably forever, William Hung has hit the Top 100 searches again. So where is William Hung? At the moment the ex-Idol hopeful is working on a Math degree and UC Northridge with hopes of becoming a math teacher.

With no big surprise mystery illnesses on House last night nothing jumps out of the Google Trends page from there. I am going through the entries never the less and find is Courtney Henggeler is currently rated in the “Volcanic” for hotness on Google. Of course after “Bog Creatures” it is surprising no one tossed this hottie in a volcano.

We all knew Roger Clemens was a rock star of baseball. Finish digesting this Pop Culture Pop-Tart

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Don’t Worry, Google Will Let You Know What’s Popular!

If it is on TV it is popular on Google. I check my Google trends almost every morning to see what is hot and what is not and how I can profit from that just like any good blogger. What I have found out this morning is neurosyphilis, which was this week’s featured but wrong diagnosis on House sits in the number two slot, right behind Harvey Dent and just ahead of grand theft auto 4 cheats.

I am not sure what it means when the cheats for a new game rank well above the rating for the new game itself. I sometimes long for the days of simple video games that required a quarter slug to cheat. The fact is I just don’t the point of a lot of new video games. I love first person shooter games like Halo or Ghost Recon, but I think that goes with having extra helping of testosterone. Kill! Kill! Kill! I never got that kind of satisfaction out of pacman.

Back to the latest trends. While Harvey Dent still ranked above neurosyphillis plain old syphilis ranks above the new dark knight trailer. A recently found tape allegedly of the guitar legend Jimi Hendrix having sex with two women at once known as the hendrix sex tape is more popular than all the Miley Cyrus scandal links. My question since this is a tape close to 40 years old, how much distortion is on it? Is there any Purple Haze?

While Jimi is and always will be popular as a musician, I have my doubts about Miley Cyrus saying the same thing. She is a hot young woman, even if she is only fifteen. What irritates me is all of the over protective mothers and religious groups thinking they need to stick their noses into this situation, because frankly it is none of their damned business. I am disturbed at the number of links we are still finding today in Google Trends such as Miley Cyrus scandal, mylie cyrus, hannah montana naked, miley cyrus vanity fair, miley cyrus provocative pics, hannah montana vanity fair, miley cyrus photo shoot. I do have to laugh at the last one which ranks right above how i met your mother the goat.